To save paper, exams shud be gvn on mobiles instd of sheets coz studnts hav more typing
speed dan writing speed. . .
Best flirt ever..
Guy: Hey…is ur name Google..??..
Girl:No.....
Guy: but u have all the things i’m searching for…!;)
Boy- Y dnt u like me?
Gurl- I do like u.
Its jus. . .
Boy- Jus wat?!
Gurl- Im so afraid 2 fall again.
Boy- This is different.
Gurl- How is this any different?
Boy- Because this time, I’ll catch u..
Newtons
First Law of mohabbat
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with
a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless any external
agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.
An apple a day keeps d Doctor away.....But if Doctor is cute forget the fruit
Funny but true fact:
Relationship between lovers in today’s age..
“You can touch each other
but
u cannot touch each others mobile.:-)
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
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